One evening, the evening of November 15th to be exact, I went to the Prontera Tourism Office on Chaos. Since that day happened to be a Wednesday, I thought all people would be busy with WoE-preparations, but to my surprise, other things were more interesting for the PTO friends! I met a just married couple there, but they didn't seem to be so talkative... well, comprehensible though - if I had a pretty bride like that, I wouldn't be talking so much either, heh! Good Reportering as I am, I directed their attention to Episode 10.3: Noghalt and asked the chitchatting crowd, what they'd be looking forward to the most. The girls like Nyan chan of course wanted to know immediately if there were any new headgears coming up with Noghalt!

The Soul Linker seems to be the most appealing new feature for most of the people. Seems like the WoE spirit comes through there since the main reason for the SL-fans is their benefit in WoE. But then the party started to reach the next level! All of a sudden, DiscoFox asked me whether I was male or female!! Seriously, come on, Sir Luno is a male name that should be clear!! I am a male Poring and such a charming one! Alesia, the Priestess with the Opera Mask next to the Assassin on the upper picture, asked me to confess to her in public - and she promised to give me a Jellopy for it. Since I could never resist a tasty little crystal like a Jellopy is, I agreed - but I didn't get the promised Jellopy!! But .Natsumi., the Priestess wearing a Magician Hat, saved the situation - and brought along a Poring lady named Miss Luna! What a sight, what a delight!! In addition to that, some little midget named Otterchen appeared - and who could still be angry when such a little kiddy is so sweet to you! Afterwards, she and a Rogue named Cloud $trife thus started, to nag on me, because they thought I was made of rasperry pudding...

Apropos Cloud $trife! There he was standing with his exquisite Crown and Dark Blinker, all the cool guy in the PTO - until I found out he was a little bit nervous since his levelup to 99 was announced for that evening! At 11pm, he wanted to kill his very last monster in the Juperos Dungeon and get one of the highly desired auras! And I had been invited to join the party! Wow, that's not bad for one day on the road, is it? At exactly 11pm, I was in front of the Juperos Dungeon and since I didn't find anyone there, I went inside... and a little further... and even further... but then, a whole mass of Venatus squished me to death!!

Injured like that, I fled and unfortunately missed Cloud's leveluup. Still congratulations to you! In Prontera, I met a cute little High Aco at the Symphony spot and she was even wearing a very stylish pink dress... but well, unfortunately she seemed a bit... absent and didn't react on my charming.

Back in the PTO, I met Baby Yukari the Alchemist, Ayashi Natsu the Assassin, the GM Theolas and the shy GM-lady Nushia. When Theolas had told the two little ladies in the lower picture to show some more respect to me, the famous Reportering, we had a lot of fun together. Both ladies by the way love the upcoming new charslots and they're looking forward to them a lot - I'm really excited what midgets will be created then... Nushia joined later on and seemed to be a little reserved... must have been my Poring-aura and charming self! Just think about that name... Nuuu-shiii-saaa... tasty like an apple-pie on your tongue. And those cute ears! That lady has four in total! What a cute one... but unfortunately, she didn't seem to be interested in me...

Secretly, I sneaked into a secret GM's place and met Narod and the Hunter LASTRESORT. That guy would look far nicer without the Binoculars, believe me! But okay, different taste is different taste... why aren't they available in pink anyways! The two were talking about absolutely important stuff: reports, WoE abuse and stuff like that, but I managed to distract them from all those serious things. Narod didn't want to give me his Incubus Horns and then, he started to mumble something about "Poring meal" and I knew I had to get out of there as soon as possible, but the Hunter trapped me with a mean trick! Fortunately, they let me go after a while. I don't even want to think about what could have happened otherwise...

In the very end, I visited GoW in Geffen. At first, the tired WoE fighters seemes to be a little sceptical towards me - what could a little Poring want from them anyways - but when I had been playing chair cushion for the Sniper Vitares3, I was happily squised... ehh, greeted by the others as well. -Allanon- even sung a little song for me, but... hey, let's be honest; she should better do what a High Wizard is supposed to do and leave the singing to the Bards!

Okay guys, that’s all for today – next time, I will visit some people on Loki – if you want to see me there or invite me to some event on Chaos or Loki, just send me an e-mail to poringreporter@euro-ro.net !

I’m looking forward to you!
Your Sir Luno